Do you ever feel like there are hidden messages all around you? Like you’re missing something extremely obvious? Like discreet warnings are shoved under your nose every day, but you’re just too blind to see them? If you feel this way, you’re absolutely correct.
Perhaps you have become aware of theories regarding U.S. currency. If not, see below.
If your first reaction is to laugh this off, I beg you: examine this closely.
This series of folded bills is CLEARLY linked to the September 11th attacks on the World Trade Center.
And if you think that the destruction of New York City or the portrayal of 9/11 is bad, brace yourself. This barely scratches the surface. It’s about to get a whole lot worse.
Today, we’ll examine pieces of U.S. currency, one at a time. To understand what you are about to see, you must have an open mind.
U.S. Penny (1¢) --
The profile on the front of the penny is instantly recognizable to most Americans. However, this copper and zinc coin is not what it seems. This famous portrait, often mistaken to be Abraham Lincoln, is, in fact, the CEO of the mythical Death Incorporated LLC. Don’t believe it? Compare the “Lincoln” penny to the other coins of American currency. In every other coin, the profile displayed is looking to the left. “Lincoln”, however, stares blankly to the right. This seems to indicate that he is observing with pleasure the brutal murder of innocent children.
But wait. This is just the beginning.
U.S. Nickel (5¢) --
Jefferson nickel? Yeah, right. Try “Nazi Nickel”. If one spins around in excess of 300 times and then proceeds to look at the “heads” side of the five-cent piece, Adolph Hitler is clearly visible, laughing maniacally and waving a box of Krispy Kremes above his head. In the background, three other Nazis can be seen, strangling a victim with a rubber chicken.
Skeptics, often blindly labeled as “experts”, will attribute this vision to a phenomenon known commonly as “dizziness”; however, the truly informed know better.
We’ll continue with the dangerous State Quarter collection.
If at first it is hard to discern what the implications behind the Tennessee Quarter might be, don’t worry: this one was a little tougher. But I was eventually able to get to the bottom of it.
Though it may seem hard to believe, this Quarter seems denote that Barack Obama is going to beat you over the head with a banjo until you die.
But hold on a second. The instrument in this Quarter does not seem to be a banjo; it seems to resemble a guitar. This little trick is a designer’s genius. The slight angle at which the guitar is tilted to the left has the effect of making it seem shorter than it is, seemingly implying that a banjo, not a guitar, is the weapon of choice.
U.S. Arizona State Quarter (25¢) --
This Quarter has a very disturbing design. The image on the Arizona coin is clearly an insinuation that you are going to be thrown out of an airplane onto a cactus.
This one is really quite obvious, so I don’t feel the need to explain further. For the sake of time, we will move on.
U.S. Wyoming State Quarter (25¢) --
The Wyoming State Quarter lays out, in no uncertain terms, that you are going to be kicked in the face by a horse.
While I’m not sure what exactly this has to do with government or conspiracy, I’m pretty sure it relates somehow…
U.S. Utah State Quarter (25¢) --
This coin has implications that much more far-reaching than those of the coins previously examined. While the previous coins dealt with imminent dangers exclusively within the U.S., the Utah Quarter is implicit of greater peril in the global arena.
This coin affirms many experts’ theories on the schemes of Russian president Vladimir Putin. And this particular Quarter bears witness to the truth of a very disturbing reality. Here, Putin’s plans are clearly outlined: the Russian thug plans to smash you between two freight trains.
Where, critics will ask, is the victim? Why is he not visible in the Quarter’s design? The answer is obvious when one looks at the proximity of the trains; their closeness makes it clear that the victim has already been smashed into tiny pieces, and can no longer be seen on the coin.
U.S. $1.00 bill ($1.00) --
Finally, we will tackle the most obscene piece of currency in our system. The $1.00 is not as innocent as it first appears.
This was an extremely tricky find. It is almost impossible, under normal circumstances, to read the portents presented to us on the dollar bill.
To see clearly, one must close his left eye and squint his right slightly. He must then look at the dollar bill upside-down. However, these steps will all prove ineffective unless the viewer observes the bill during a full moon in the month of August. It is also helpful if the viewer is holding a clove of garlic as he searches for signs.
If all of these measures are taken appropriately, the dollar bill transforms into a virtual crystal ball. The result is a two-hour movie feature, clearly portraying the destruction of major cities by giant, government-bred mosquito-bats.
It is extremely important that the steps aforementioned are done correctly. If the preparation is inadequate, the viewer will indeed see a two-hour movie feature; however, rather than observing the ruination of society, the viewer will see a full-length documentary on the making of cotton candy. While this is endlessly fascinating, it carries far less weight than the alternative.
Note: Have you ever wondered why the $2.00 bill went out of print in 1966? The famously rare bill carried so many death warnings (maximum count was listed at 43), including everything from being suffocated in a bowl of mashed potatoes to falling out of a roller coaster, that the U.S. government was eventually forced to ban the printing of the bill.
And you thought inflation was the problem.
Think this is all far-fetched, or even borderline lunacy? Well, if the evidence presented above is not enough to convince you, nothing ever will. You’re obviously too closed-minded, and value your false sense of security much more than you value truth.
Perhaps you have become aware of theories regarding U.S. currency. If not, see below.
If your first reaction is to laugh this off, I beg you: examine this closely.
This series of folded bills is CLEARLY linked to the September 11th attacks on the World Trade Center.
And if you think that the destruction of New York City or the portrayal of 9/11 is bad, brace yourself. This barely scratches the surface. It’s about to get a whole lot worse.
Today, we’ll examine pieces of U.S. currency, one at a time. To understand what you are about to see, you must have an open mind.
U.S. Penny (1¢) --
The profile on the front of the penny is instantly recognizable to most Americans. However, this copper and zinc coin is not what it seems. This famous portrait, often mistaken to be Abraham Lincoln, is, in fact, the CEO of the mythical Death Incorporated LLC. Don’t believe it? Compare the “Lincoln” penny to the other coins of American currency. In every other coin, the profile displayed is looking to the left. “Lincoln”, however, stares blankly to the right. This seems to indicate that he is observing with pleasure the brutal murder of innocent children.
But wait. This is just the beginning.
U.S. Nickel (5¢) --
Jefferson nickel? Yeah, right. Try “Nazi Nickel”. If one spins around in excess of 300 times and then proceeds to look at the “heads” side of the five-cent piece, Adolph Hitler is clearly visible, laughing maniacally and waving a box of Krispy Kremes above his head. In the background, three other Nazis can be seen, strangling a victim with a rubber chicken.
Skeptics, often blindly labeled as “experts”, will attribute this vision to a phenomenon known commonly as “dizziness”; however, the truly informed know better.
We’ll continue with the dangerous State Quarter collection.
U.S. Tennessee State Quarter (25¢) --
If at first it is hard to discern what the implications behind the Tennessee Quarter might be, don’t worry: this one was a little tougher. But I was eventually able to get to the bottom of it.
Though it may seem hard to believe, this Quarter seems denote that Barack Obama is going to beat you over the head with a banjo until you die.
But hold on a second. The instrument in this Quarter does not seem to be a banjo; it seems to resemble a guitar. This little trick is a designer’s genius. The slight angle at which the guitar is tilted to the left has the effect of making it seem shorter than it is, seemingly implying that a banjo, not a guitar, is the weapon of choice.
U.S. Arizona State Quarter (25¢) --
This Quarter has a very disturbing design. The image on the Arizona coin is clearly an insinuation that you are going to be thrown out of an airplane onto a cactus.
This one is really quite obvious, so I don’t feel the need to explain further. For the sake of time, we will move on.
U.S. Wyoming State Quarter (25¢) --
The Wyoming State Quarter lays out, in no uncertain terms, that you are going to be kicked in the face by a horse.
While I’m not sure what exactly this has to do with government or conspiracy, I’m pretty sure it relates somehow…
U.S. Utah State Quarter (25¢) --
This coin has implications that much more far-reaching than those of the coins previously examined. While the previous coins dealt with imminent dangers exclusively within the U.S., the Utah Quarter is implicit of greater peril in the global arena.
This coin affirms many experts’ theories on the schemes of Russian president Vladimir Putin. And this particular Quarter bears witness to the truth of a very disturbing reality. Here, Putin’s plans are clearly outlined: the Russian thug plans to smash you between two freight trains.
Where, critics will ask, is the victim? Why is he not visible in the Quarter’s design? The answer is obvious when one looks at the proximity of the trains; their closeness makes it clear that the victim has already been smashed into tiny pieces, and can no longer be seen on the coin.
U.S. $1.00 bill ($1.00) --
Finally, we will tackle the most obscene piece of currency in our system. The $1.00 is not as innocent as it first appears.
This was an extremely tricky find. It is almost impossible, under normal circumstances, to read the portents presented to us on the dollar bill.
To see clearly, one must close his left eye and squint his right slightly. He must then look at the dollar bill upside-down. However, these steps will all prove ineffective unless the viewer observes the bill during a full moon in the month of August. It is also helpful if the viewer is holding a clove of garlic as he searches for signs.
If all of these measures are taken appropriately, the dollar bill transforms into a virtual crystal ball. The result is a two-hour movie feature, clearly portraying the destruction of major cities by giant, government-bred mosquito-bats.
It is extremely important that the steps aforementioned are done correctly. If the preparation is inadequate, the viewer will indeed see a two-hour movie feature; however, rather than observing the ruination of society, the viewer will see a full-length documentary on the making of cotton candy. While this is endlessly fascinating, it carries far less weight than the alternative.
Note: Have you ever wondered why the $2.00 bill went out of print in 1966? The famously rare bill carried so many death warnings (maximum count was listed at 43), including everything from being suffocated in a bowl of mashed potatoes to falling out of a roller coaster, that the U.S. government was eventually forced to ban the printing of the bill.
And you thought inflation was the problem.
Think this is all far-fetched, or even borderline lunacy? Well, if the evidence presented above is not enough to convince you, nothing ever will. You’re obviously too closed-minded, and value your false sense of security much more than you value truth.
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